My Life, As Crazy As It Is



Bianca | 20 | Australia

Still trying to figure out all the kinks in my life.

Re-blogging anything and everything that interests me.

I will almost always (great oxymoron) reply, so hit me up if you want to chat.

Otherwise, enjoy :)!

Ask me anything


didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

Source: racingbarakarts

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

Source: kikicanfly

the-devilandgod:

nickmcflyhigh:

ethicfail:

Nature; No Photoshop required.

1. Lenticular Clouds
2. Anvil Clouds
3. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz Clouds
4. Fallstreak Hole
5. Mammatus Clouds
6. Polar Stratospheric Cloud
7. Roll Cloud
8. Undulatus Asperatus
9. Mammatus Clouds
10. Undulatus Asperatus

Gtfo

FUCKIN LOVE CLOUDS

Source: ethicfail

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

Source: kikicanfly

strangeasanjles:

[Painting of Death as a spectral nanny taking a child and infant away from their bereaved family.  A detail shows the family’s house number is 1918.]

I never realized this until seeing the detail, but this painting is most likely about the flu pandemic.

I love this.

Source: ex0skeletal

x

Source: dinojauregui

Source: foreveroldhollywood

silvarbelle:

jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

Ain’t no dinosaur big enough to throw as much shade as Dr. Ellie Sattler does.

Source: howimetunclecharlie

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

Source: meloetta

Source: sandandglass

http://weaseltotheface.tumblr.com/post/92443545089/lionsarah-kendralynora-kayla-bird-science →

lionsarah:

kendralynora:

kayla-bird:

science side of tumblr, please explain Tatiana Maslany

Tatiana Maslany was born on September 22, 1985, which was the same day that the 37th Emmy awards were being held. Therefore, the infant Maslany, absorbed the Emmy energies of the day,…

Source: kayla-bird

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

Source: trxylermyqueen

powerfulturtles:

THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD

Source: powerfulturtles

Normani:

Same what
Same the
Just a different name


Same jokes
Same laughs
Guess thats just your game


You gotta have her
The same way you gotta have me
You show me everything I need to see

Camila:

Well even though you’re so damn fine
I know I’m better off without ya
even if you cross my mind
I would always have to doubt you

Lauren:

I wont believe a thing you say this time
All them other girls told me how you play your game
Yeah we know know all about you
I know it probably worked for you
Last time
But them other girls told me how you play your game
Yeah we know know all about you

Dinah:

Ooooh we know we know we know 
we know we know we know yeahh
All about you
Ooooh we know we know we know 
we know we know we know yeahh
All about you

Ally:

First off you should really be ashamed
You wont entice me with that big ‘ol chain
Can’t have my number put that phone away
Maybe you should just stay in your lane

Camila:

Well even though you’re so damn fine
I know I’m better off without ya
even if you cross my mind
I would always have to doubt you

Lauren:

I wont believe a thing you say this time
All them other girls told me how you play your game
Yeah we know know all about you
I know it probably worked for you
Last time
But them other girls told me how you play your game
Yeah we know know all about you

Dinah (Normani & Lauren):

Ooooh we know we know we know (C: knowww~)
we know we know (C: ye-e-yeahh~) we know yeahh
All about you (C: yeeea-e-yeahh~)
Ooooh we know we know we know (C: we know, we know)
we know we know we know (A: yeahh)

Lauren (& the rest of the girls):

I wont believe a thing you say this time
All them other girls told me how you play your game
Yeah we know know all about you

Source: daily5thharmony

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

Source: deathbedscene

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