This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
Me as a mother
Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
Thank you Esa… I am going to make this…..
im constantly on the lookout for the best butterbeer recipes …
I: You had some tough competition in you category, what do you think it was that put you over the edge?
there is a car called the wiener mobile right outside my car righ thits second
please look at htis i’m going to get a picture with it righ tnow
thsi is the best day of my life
this is the best day of my life
If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.
If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.
Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace
FUCK ME NONONASD NON
If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing
fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog
Opposite of walking into a glass door.
i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS
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