There’s a light in all of us
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
Look where our hearts have led us.
I think Cosima’s reaction to finding out Delphine kissed Sarah could go 2 ways.
She will get really pissed off that Delphine couldn’t tell them apart or
She will laugh, hysterically, and keep bringing it up to embarrass both of them.
No but look: she’s not just walking with a gaping bullet wound in her chest, Helena has duct-taped and belted a rag to her chest to put pressure and staunch the bleeding. Like, holy shit, she was able to withstand the pain of a bullet wound this close to her heart to bind that shit to ever loving fuck and survive to get to a hospital. Amelia said they were like night and day, but I think Helena and Sarah might be more similar than she thought. They both do whatever it takes to survive.
GUYS IM SO PROUD I FEEL LIKE A MOM WATCHING HER KID AT THE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW
So fresh! (x)
YES IT IS. ‘GOOD JOB SWEETIE YOU DID IT’
Why haven’t I seen any posts about Felix’s assless chaps yet?
You follow too many lesbians?
True. So true.
This is accurate
I just want Delphine to hoist Cosima up and make out with her against a wall is that too much to ask
Regina, Emma and Henry are holding hands, walking on a beautiful street, and start becoming images of the “Once Upon a Time” book while a man voice says “and then the Queen, the Savior and the Little Prince lived happily ever after”. So the man closes the book, look at his child who fell asleep while listening to the story, and then look to a picture above his desk.
A picture of two women and a boy.
A tear fall for the man’s face.
The man smiles.
The man is Henry.
Remember that time that Black Widow and Captain America banded together to steal the answers to the SATs?
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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